How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.