How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.