How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.