How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.