How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.