How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.