How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Who pays?

Germany.

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What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal