How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.