How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.