How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.