How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.