How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Where does he get off?

credit to Hampton Yount)

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...