How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)