Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.