Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.