What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .