What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.