What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.