What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.