What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.