Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.