Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."