What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.