What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."