What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.