How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!