What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.