How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.