How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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How many?

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.