Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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The Nomad

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems