What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !