What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au