Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.