What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo