How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.