How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Equation Jokes More Equation Jokes

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing