How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

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When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.