Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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Americans Jokes More Americans Jokes

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns