Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

What can happen when a car breaks down?

A woman's car breaks down on a busy highway. She manages to ease it over to the shoulder and gets out and opens the trunk. Immediately two men clothed only in trench coats leap out and begin to open and close their coats, exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. Pretty soon a police officer stops. "What's going on here?" the cop asks. "My car just broke down," the woman responds. "NO, I mean those two guys," the cop continues. "Oh," the woman replies, "they're just my emergency flashers."