What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.