What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.