Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)