What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

thepiratebay

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."