What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."