What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole