What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.