What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.