Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.