What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."