What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.